OMFRTEMLTWFFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That title most probably confuses you, the meaning is.... Oh my frigin rabid turtle eating my little toe whilst farting furiously god! :D Anyway, the real reason I am so exited is because it nearly CHRISTMAS!!!! I put up my decorations on Friday and now I feel so in the spirit!! All we need is snow to complete the scene however I doubt that is going to happen as it has not snowed on Christmas for a long time D:

Also, I decided that I am going to join ukulele club at my school next term because I watched a remake of a Nirvana song: Smells like teen spirit, on a ukulele! It was awsum! So I am going to make it my like long mission to lean to play that song and at least 10 other Nirvana songs on a ukulele, with at least 10 Foo Fighters and Red Hot Chilli Peppers songs as well! Hehe x Maybe if you want to Rei and Layla, you can join me and we could make a ukulele band HA HA!!!!!!

Also, I am in my crazy mode right now because I decided to have a whole packet of sugary sweets at 4 o'clock in the morning and I am still hyper (even though I went to sleep...)! Also, Rei I have another plan to help us with our evil mission so comment on this and I will tell you, mwhahhahahaha... With that, I have come up with lots of different ideas for the Greek Story you thought of for our drama thing! :D

Anyway dudes, that's all I have to say for now! Oh and that I figured out who did the first fart and who found out about milk! The person showed the other person where he got is cup of milk from and he farted because it was so disgusting :P And the first laugh was the other person when he saw the guy fart :D OH! AND! I forgot to mention, when I went for my Christmas shopping, which you will see in the other post I put that I went into a shop and the floor when I walked around made me sound like a horse... IT WAS AWSUM! So being me, I was pretending then to be a horse and gallop around, but the owner gave ma weird look and I stopped... But anyway, BYE :DDDDD

Why?

I was just randomly dancing round the room (as you do) and my dog came up to me and sat in front of my legs with a serious face. Then as I stepped back wards and carried on dancing he looked like he was so embarrassed that he could just slap me... Funny but not at the same time, hm... Time? Who came up with the actual word time? Maybe they were just wandering around and then thought, "why does it go dark then light? Maybe it's becuase there is something that happenes over and over again non stop, what shall I call it? Hm... I KNOW! Time! :D" And there you have it, thats how time was invented!

Also, why do we have extra letters in words, when you write down stuff they include extra letters, such as the word 'letter' and you don't actually say 'let-ter' do you? You say 'leter'! I mean, when you say 'letters' then that's fine because you say the 's'! Hm... The world confuses me........

Today's morning post is yesterday's night post! :D

Sorry I didn't get to post yesterday, I was out till 12:00 at night... However, it was a day of Christmas shopping and I got Rei her first part of her present! I wasn't Christmas shopping all night though, I thought that when we were down in Portsmouth we may aswell have gone to see my Auntie and Uncle. It took us about an hour to get home and I sleped basically all of the way! :D While I was at Portsmouth, I got a few little thing for myself aswell... Neh neh neh... I got my first piece of Superdry clothing, however it wasn't one of those rubbish chavy jumpers or anything! I was a lumberjack coat but green and really nice! But... I have to wait till Christmas to open it! D: No fair!!!! I did also get some badges, this is what each one said: 'Facebook friends aren't your real friends' 'May the force be with you' 'Full time gamer' and 'Trust me im a zombie'! :D They are AWSUM! 


Me also got some finger less gloves (black) which are also AWSUM! HAHA!!!! But that's about it im afraid... Off to go dress up as a elf at 11:00am lol Me and Rei and Rebecca are helping with this Santa's grotto thing :P See ya'll later dudes!!! :DDD 


PS: I can't believe im typing this at eight in the friggin morning...

I was thinking...

... Where and when was milk discovered? Also, what was the person doing when the found it? Like, were they just randomly squeezing a udder ad then tasted the milk that came out or what? And also, who did the first fart? Do you think it was smelly becuase of the food they ate? hm...
Please comment what you think... Im going to sit on my sofa and think about this... *thinking face*